Uncomfortable plot summaries

From postmodernbarney.com comes a list of Uncomfortable Plot Summaries.  Deconstructed and amusing summaries of film plots.  Here are a few of my favorites from a lengthy list:  

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.

FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.

RED DAWN: Despite shock-and-awe tactics, a superior occupying force is no match for a tenacious sect of terrorist insurgents.

SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his life for years to come

STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by alien, kisses sister, attempts patricide.

Yesterday I saw THE TIME TRAVELR’S WIFE: Genetic disorder leads to man slaughter.

I’d offer up an uncomfortable plot summary for SOMETHING MISSING, but I wouldn’t want to ruin the end for those of you who haven’t finished reading it yet.