A bouquet of amusing words
/My daughter is two-years old, and as a result, she has a lot of amusing things to say. A few gems from the past couple days include:_______________________________________
Me: Why didn’t you take a nap this afternoon, Clara?
Clara: A lion is coming. I have to tell someone.
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A conversation that Clara had with herself while looking in a mirror at the mall:
"I'm wearing my doggy shirt. We're both wearing doggy shirts."
"I have my hat tat (her word for hair elastics). We both have hat tats."
And the best one:
"I'm Clara. I'm Clara, too."
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While negotiating a split between football and Peep and the Big Wide World on Sunday afternoon:
Me: Okay Clara, it’s my turn to watch football now.
Clara: NO! Peep doesn’t want to watch football! Peep wants to watch me! I’m running away!
The way the Patriots played on Sunday, I would have been better off watching Peep.