13 thoughts upon seeing my son trying to be cooler than me.

I walked into the living room and this is what I saw.  

The thoughts that instantly ran through my mind:

• Who the hell does he think he is?
• This dude is a little too relaxed.
• Is this the way a two year-old is supposed to be watching Little Einsteins?
• Who the hell does he think he is?
• My son might already be cooler than me.
• There’s no way in hell that my son is going to ever be cooler to me.
• Who taught him to sit like that?
• Is this what “chillin’ like a villain” looks like?
• Did he arrange that pillow like that or find it that way?
• Who the hell does he think he is?
• Honestly, I could not look as cool as he does sitting like that.
• How did this happen?
• Who the hell does he think he is?