13 thoughts upon seeing my son trying to be cooler than me.

I walked into the living room and this is what I saw. image image

The thoughts that instantly ran through my mind:

  • Who the hell does he think he is?
  • This dude is a little too relaxed.
  • Is this the way a two year-old is supposed to be watching Little Einsteins?
  • Who the hell does he think he is?
  • My son might already be cooler than me.
  • There’s no way in hell that my son is going to ever be cooler to me.
  • Who taught him to sit like that?
  • Is this what “chillin’ like a villain” looks like?
  • Did he arrange that pillow like that or find it that way?
  • Who the hell does he think he is?
  • Honestly, I could not look as cool as he does sitting like that.
  • How did this happen?
  • Who the hell does he think he is?