The world's first decent veggie burger. Not really because it's still a veggie burger, but better.

I discovered that my school serves a veggie burger with bacon.

It may sound counterintuitive, but unless you are eating a veggie burger because you are someone who doesn't eat meat for ethical reasons, this makes so much sense.

A healthier burger option, made more palatable by a slice or two of bacon. It still tastes more like a clump of mud and grass than an actual burger, but if you were looking for a healthier version of the bacon cheese burger, why not remove the beef but leave the bacon?

Brilliant. Right?