Why lift weights and run when you can fuse with your gym towel?

Towel Fusion? Really?

“…guaranteed to create a total body fusion!”

With your towel.

What’s next? Tube sock fusion? Jock strap fusion? Contact lens fusion?

Just when I am finally willing to accept the concept of spin class (though I still don’t see why everyone can’t just get on a bike and motivate themselves) comes what has to be the most absurd fitness class in human history.

If I didn’t have a wedding to DJ that night, I’d so be there.