More sexy rumpus: Wiser words have never been spoken

The Oatmeal is one of the best online comics that you will ever read. His book, 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth, is outstanding. And it makes a great gift for anyone who shares its sensibilities.

His recent comics pertaining to Valentines Day are incredibly funny, but I found his advice regarding the verbal machinations of Valentines Day to be especially prescient and worth considering.

He writes:

If Valentines Day really means so little to you, then I politely ask you to shut the hell up and treat it like any other day.

Or go have a sexy adventure rumpus with someone who smells nice.

Less complaining.

More sexy rumpus.

It could not have been said any better.