- People who pre-wipe gym equipment
- Women who wear sweatpants with the word Juicy on the butt
- Anyone who prefers calling roadside assistance rather than changing their own flat tire
- People who shout when they are angry
- Ethical vegetarians and anyone keeping a kosher household
- Men who expect engagement gifts from their future brides
- Anyone who sleeps past 8:30 AM on the weekend
- People who expect a thank you note in exchange for a gift and gossip about you when the note is not sent
- Men with shy bladders
- Every single person on the television show The Jersey Shore
- Every single person who has watched every single episode of The Jersey Shore
- People who talk more than they listen
- Men who do not apply toothpaste to their own toothbrush
- Anyone who is regularly watching daytime television
- Women who believe that it is inappropriate and/or disrespectful to wear the same dress to two different weddings
- Parents who send their children to Princess Camp
