Worst things ever

The protagonist in the book that I am currently writing lists these as the worst things ever:

1. Waiting
2. Not knowing
3. Not existing

It’s not my list, mind you, but I think it’s a pretty good list and I’m considering making it my own as well. 

And it’s a big improvement on his initial list:

1. Tommy Swinden
2. Bonus poops
3. Not existing