Cigarettes and corn dogs make me feel great
/No matter how poorly I have eaten during the day, or how unhealthy I may be feeling, or how much weight I have put on during the previous week, I always feel better about myself after standing in line at a 7-11. The cigarettes, the corn dogs, the Big Gulps filled with Mountain Dew, the sandwiches, the candy bars.
It made my Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich look like spinach salad sprinkled with vitamin water.