Kiss the Girl: The creepy, stalker, possible sexual assault version

I realize that Sebastian of The Little Mermaid is racial insensitive at the very least, but I've always loved the song "Kiss the Girl."

But in a nod to the fact that everything can be ruined if you want to ruin it bad enough comes "Kiss the Girl" in a minor key, which sounds like it's being sung by a stalker who is preparing to assault a young woman.