Bed cartography
/Everything on this map applies to my bed, except for one thing: The entire situation is reversed. I am the offending party, invading my wife's space. She is the one who wants nothing to do with me when she sleeps.
Everything on this map applies to my bed, except for one thing: The entire situation is reversed. I am the offending party, invading my wife's space. She is the one who wants nothing to do with me when she sleeps.