What do Hannibal Lecter and I have in common?

It looks like I may have found a wine that I like.

A little at least.

If so, it means another resolution is knocked off my list

It’s chianti. 

I’ve had two glasses so far. I liked the first and thought the second was palatable. 

I know nothing about chianti.  It is dry? Sweet? Cheap?

I don’t know.  

The only thing I know about chianti is that Hannibal Lecter likes to drink it with fava beans and census takers. 

Which is extra creepy considering the image my editor sent me this week:

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