He needs more room in the crotch

Lyndon Johnson orders pants. If only we had more recordings like this. You must listen.

You know… I just had a thought.

Slate recently posted a piece about how many assassins have three names.

I actually sent the piece to a buddy who has a hyphenated last name, just to let him know that I am keeping an eye on him.

It just occurred to me that Lyndon Johnson, successor to John Kennedy, is more commonly referred to as Lyndon Baines Johnson.

Three names.

Successor to Kennedy.

Possibly linked to the assassination in the extremely factual movie by Oliver Stone.

I may be on to something.