Nursery rhymes, my style

Amongst my thousands of other projects, I’ve been working on a book of inappropriate nursery rhymes, based upon this little ditty that I came up with a couple years ago.

Mary had a little lamb

Its fleece was white as snow

And everywhere that Mary went

The lamb was sure to go…

Doodie

What do you think?

Can you imagine it in picture book form, with the page break falling before the last line?  With the right illustrator, I think it could be gold!

I’ve got others, but I’m not ready to publish the whole thing online yet.