8 “shocking truths” about me

A friend who knows me well created this list. I’m not sure if I would refer to any of these items as shocking, but a few are mildly surprising.

1. I have never used an illegal drug.
2. Did not drink alcohol until after graduating high school.
3. I have never tasted coffee.
4. I competed in underground competitive arm wrestling and lost only one match in my entire life.
5. I have not vomited vomited once since 1983.
6. I unknowingly ate my pet rabbit.
7. I was suspended from school for inciting riot upon myself.
8. My wife and I both attended all-women's colleges.