Ruining marriages everywhere
/There’s a billboard that I drive by almost every day that reads:
What Have You Done For Your Marriage Today?
Pictured on the billboard is this image:
Billboards featuring the same message around the country look like this:
I ask you: Could the designers have chosen three more stupid-looking poses for this ad campaign?
Or three more ridiculous expressions?
“Assume a contemplative stare! No! More contemplative! Not enough contemplation! I’m talking stereotypical contemplative!”
Seriously. These three people look like they were plucked from a 1980’s family- hour sitcom.
Debuting this fall: Beatrice and the Boys
Senior citizen bachelorette and canasta champion Beatrice Buggles must learn to adjust when Dale, a gay electrician and Darius, a former California medical marijuana farmer turned non-rhyming rapper, rent rooms in her Floridian bungalow. Old and young, traditional and anything-but must learn to live under the same roof.
Are we expected to believe that any of these people could even find a spouse who could love them?