Theatrical wind chill factor
/Credit Elysha Dicks for this gem:
When you ask how long a play or musical runs, you should receive two distinct times from the usher:
The actual running time
The play or musical’s wind chill factor
For example:
“The play runs for 83 minutes, but it’s not very good. Quite dreadful in fact. With the wind chill, it will feel like a little more than four hours. Enjoy the show.”
As we all know, it’s the wind chill factor that we should be most concerned about at all times.
