The smell of breakfast whilst you shave

I’m not sure which I like better: The product or the ad copy.

The product is bacon shaving cream. While plain old soap typically does the job for me, I could get behind this idea.

But the ad copy might be even better. Every paragraph contains a sincerely selling point wrapped in a joke that will at least make you smile.

Nothing is more powerful or captivating than the smell of bacon. It is truly the smell of victory (and breakfast). Now you can work yourself into a rich, bacon lather with J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream.

J&D's Bacon Shaving Cream is a high end, luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream for all skin types. It is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with.

With just one use of J&Ds Bacon Shaving Cream, you will smell and feel like a champion. We image that this is what Vikings would have used this to mow down their impenetrable forest of man-beard.

Our rich moisturizers and essential oils ensure a high-performance, smooth shaving experience. Advanced heat-activated aromatic technology lasts for hours and delivers maximum bacon scent when you need it most.

With J&Ds Bacon Shaving Cream, prepare to be loved, admired and possibly be eaten by bears.

That is some damn good writing.