Translation #2

Another translation of an overly diplomatic tweet and another overly diplomatic tweet from the local police department (Note: CL&P is the local electricity provider):

Original tweet:

If in an area that does not have power, continue to contact CL&P. If your area is energized but you have no power they need to hear from you.

Re-report your outage to CL&P multiple times per day. If your area is energized but your street is not, this is how they determine problems.

Translation:

Keep calling the bastards until we all have our power back! It’s been a week, goddamn it!