Could someone please tell Derek Jeter that he can still play and that his retirement is making me feel less like a boy and too much like an adult.
While we’re at it, take the guitar away from Bernie Williams and put him back in centerfield.
Get Paul O’Neill out of the broadcasting booth and back into right field.
Remind Mariano Rivera that he had an All Star season last year and should be playing right now.
I prefer my sports heroes to be timeless, damn it.