Add this to my job list. Not this.

Last week I wrote about the many career aspirations that I have when I finally decide to retire from teaching (which isn’t anytime soon).

It’s recently come to my attention that Massachusetts's Institute of Technology’s Department of Athletics, Physical Education, and Recreation now issues pirate certificates to students who complete the requirements. In order to earn a pirate certificate, a student must pass four physical education courses (pistol use, archery, sailing, and fencing) and take a secret oath.

With this newfound information , I’d like to add “Pirate” to my list of career aspirations.

Here’s one I will never add to the list: