This is a contract from hell. Or heaven, depending on your current disposition and predilections.

HBO is adapting the 1973 science fiction-western-thriller Westworld into a series that will air later this year. 

Before you decide to audition for a lead role on the show, take a look at the contract that background actors are required to sign. Depending on your disposition, you may be perfectly fine with the requirements outlined in the contract, but I suspect that many people (and their spouses) would not be thrilled with the demands listed in the fine print. 

Frankly, this contract is too outrageous to be believed, and yet I have checked. It's completely legit. 

And horrifying. 

“This document serves to inform you that this project will require you to be fully nude and/or witness others fully nude and participate in graphic sexual situations. By accepting this Project assignment, you may be required to do any of the following: appear fully nude; wear a pubic hair patch; perform genital-to-genital touching; have your genitals painted; simulate oral sex with hand-to-genital touching; contort to form a table-like shape while being fully nude; pose on all fours while others who are fully nude ride on your back; ride on someone’s back while you are both fully nude; and other assorted acts the Project may require.”