Turns out that I’m quite the catch

There are 6.8 billion people on the planet.

Only 3.5 billion use a toothbrush.

My wife may think that I can’t wash the dishes (as she told a sold out audience at a recent Speak Up event), and I may occasionally throw away things that she considers valuable (last week it was an envelope of cash), but it turns out that in comparison to half the world, I’m quite the catch. 

I even floss everyday. I’m surprised more women are hitting on me on a daily basis given my dental hygiene.