Gay fraternal lovers?

The photographer at last night’s wedding asked my DJ partner if he and I were brothers. We get this a lot. My partner is just a lesser version of me.

Ten minutes later, she asked him if we were a couple.

We have never gotten this question before.

How does someone go from guessing brothers to guessing a couple?

That’s quite a jump. Don’t you think?

She skipped right over friends, coworkers, business partners and everything else between and went directly to gay lovers.

Maybe it’s because I’ve lost weight.