Turkey baster
/I’ve often been advised to learn something new everyday. And I try.
Today’s bit of knowledge was especially interesting.
I learned that artificial insemination via an anonymous sperm donor can be done from the confines of one’s own home, with the use of a turkey-baster in the words of one doctor.
More on this when I have more facts, but apparently the process involves a fairly large containment chamber, an ample supply of liquid nitrogen, a hot plate and a Sears catalog of genetic markers.
This is sure to find its way into a book someday soon.