Daddy is Mommy GPS

It doesn't matter where my wife, Elysha is.

On the deck.
Out of state. 

If my son, Charlie, has not heard her voice for 15 minutes, he instantly activates Mommy GPS, which is just me.

"Dad, where's Mom?"

Of all the questions he asks me, (and he asks a lot), this is the question I get the most. 

It should also be noted that this GPS system does not work both ways. 

He never asks Elysha where I am.