Future ethicist? Attorney? Negotiator? Either way, it’s trouble for me.
/Me: You need to start cleaning up your toys by yourself.
Clara: But Dad, at school, we all work together to clean up our mess. Things always go better when you work together.
Me: Yes, Clara, but this isn’t my mess. You made it.
Clara: But Dad. At school we help clean up even if we didn’t make the mess. That’s what good friends do.
I’m doomed.