Spite and anger make it happen

In the past year, I’ve pondered launching a blog dedicated to the signs that restaurants use on their restroom doors and a blog dedicated to 101 uses for an odd decanter that I received during a Yankee swap. 

While I’d like to think that both will eventually happen, they have not yet materialized.

Perhaps this is because there is not not enough spite and anger behind these two ideas, which is more than I can say for the man who created a website dedicated to 101 uses of his ex-wife’s wedding dress.

He writes:

My wife of 12 years recently packed up her belongings and moved out of our home. After her car was loaded I couldn't help but notice that a single item remained in her section of our closet, her wedding dress.

"You forgot something" I told her.

She replied "And what's that?".

"Your wedding dress", I said.

"Yeah, I am not taking that" was her response.

"What do you expect me to do with it?" I asked.

And to that she replied, "Whatever the $%^@# you want".

And this is what I did.....

So far he’s used the dress for things like a pasta strainer, a gas cap and a grill cover. 

Check it out.  It’s hilarious.