The backhanded compliment bio

Last night’s appearance at Posman Books in Chelsea Market went well, and the turnout was terrific. Anytime a bookseller must drag out more chairs and offer stools to a standing-room audience, you feel good. And last night marked the debut of my new author bio, read by the bookseller as part of her introduction of me. She asked if there was something on the Random House website that she might use, and though I’m sure there is something (yup, there is), I told her about my recent bio writing contest and the winner, written by Charles Wolgemuth, and we immediately jumped online and printed it from this blog.

Earlier in the day, my publicist gave the new bio her enthusiastic approval, only requesting one small change. We still await the opinion of my vacationing editor, but it’s looking like Charles’s bio will soon become official.

In contrast to the entry that I shared yesterday, which referred to me as the modern-day Mark Twain (someone on Facebook later suggested that the modern day Tom Sawyer might be more apropos), comes this entry that I thought I would share today. Written by Suzanne Thompason, the mother-in-law of a good friend, and someone who I have never met, this was the only entry that does not cast me in entirely glowing terms.

And I sort of admire Suzanne’s backhanded-compliment and her willingness to stick it to me.

It’s the kind of thing I might have done.

Matthew Dicks' partially autobiographical first novel, Something Missing, reveals a somewhat subversive character who enjoys the idea of undetected crime and secretly believes that he is cleaner than most folks (and, by implication, better).  Mr. Dicks himself vehemently denies these characteristics.  To further probe his many-faceted personality, visit his website at www.matthewdicks.com or check out his blog at matthewdicks.com.

Contest runner-up #2

Cheryl Harris entered my biography contest with this entry, which I adore, perhaps a little too much. Since author bios are ordinarily assumed to have been written in part by the author, this one was simply too self-congratulatory for my purposes. I feared that I would sound like a pompous ass.

But I appreciate the sentiments expressed here and will save this bio for a day when my characters refuse to behave, my plot is unwinding and my authorial doubts begin to consume my thoughts.

This bio is bound to make me feel better.

MATTHEW DICKS is today’s Mark Twain. The author of SOMETHING MISSING and UNEXPECTEDLY MILO values knowledge, but does not accept society’s answers for wisdom. Despising political correctness, he is an astute observer of social systems and people’s values, whether he agrees with their ethos or not, and loves to comment on the foolishness he observes. His non-conformist attitude is clear in his blog at: http://matthewdicks.com where he welcomes interaction. As an award-winning teacher (2005 West Hartford’s Teacher of the Year), Matthew also enjoys shaping the minds of fifth-graders.

When not engaged in social construction with young people, he connects socially throughout Connecticut as owner and operator of a DJ company performing at weddings, despite being a self-proclaimed misanthrope. Mr. Indestructible (doesn’t bruise or vomit and has been brought back from death twice) enjoys golf with friends and shooting hoops with former students. He makes his home in Newington, CT, where he shares space with wife Elysha, daughter Clara, Lhasa Apso Kaleigh, and enormous, slightly insane house cat Owen. For more information, please visit Matthew’s website at www.matthewdicks.com.