Any man who says that he is going to "get in trouble" with his wife over something he has said or done must hand over his penis immediately.
We “get in trouble” with our parents and teachers when we are children. We do not “get in trouble” with our spouses.
There is a irrefutable correlation between the number of photographs that a person takes of food and the likelihood that he or she will become my dinner during an apocalypse.
Your emergency cannot be classified as an emergency if you had time to post about it on Facebook.
When the start time of an activity is expressed as a goal rather than a certainty, you know that the organization conducting said activity is less than finely tuned.