I have seen the devil, and he looks something like this.

You probably thought the devil looks something like this:

Wrong. I have seen the devil, and he looks a lot more like this: 

For the record, I don't actually believe that the devil exists at all.

Unless the machines rise up and take over the world. If so, then yes, the Ecolog 590D and the Kesla 28RH might as well be the devil.