It’s fairly simple. If it takes me less time than you to shower, dress, and otherwise prepare for the day, I will have more free time than you. With that free time, I will have the opportunity to accomplish more, and over the long term, if this disparity persists, I will probably crush you.
It’s that simple. The more minutes you have available in the day, the more productive you will be. And I guarantee that it takes me less time to shower, dress, and otherwise prepare for the day than you.
- The majority of Americans (56%) take between 20 and 30 minutes getting ready.
- Only 2% take less than 5 minutes and 9% spend over an hour
- More women than men take longer to get ready, with 21% men taking over 30 minutes and 48% women doing the same.
These statistics do not include the time it takes a person to shower or bathe.
I am in the 2% of people who take less than 5 minutes to get ready, and this often includes my shower. This is the result of a few things:
- A regimented, streamlined routine that I adhere to daily without exception. A decade working for McDonald’s taught me the value of establishing efficient routines and sticking to them.
- The recognition that on my death bed, I won’t be wishing that that I had spent time in the shower, debating pants and shirt combinations, or luxuriating in front of a mirror. I won’t bemoan the time that could’ve been spent combing my hair or applying moisturizer. The 99 year-old version of me wants me to spend less time in the bathroom, and so that is what I do.
- An understanding that no one pays as much attention to physical appearance as we all think.
- The belief that the gains made by spending more time getting ready in the morning are incremental at best.
When I make this argument to people looking to improve their productivity and get more done, I’ve been told by some that the 30 or 60 minutes spent getting ready in the mornings are a welcomed respite from the rigors of the day. A time to relax.
“A time for myself".”
I would suggest that there are much better ways to relax. More productive, meaningful, and healthy ways to find respite. Activities that actually fit the definition of relaxation and respite and will ultimately prove much more beneficial to you.
If you want to relax or have time for yourself, spend the time exercising. Meditating. Reading. Walking. Petting a dog. Knitting. Spending time in nature. Listening to music. Writing. Having sex. Dancing. Drawing. Talking to loved ones.
All of these activities can provide enormous health benefits to a person, much more so than the application of makeup, the coordinating of outfits, or the fussing with hair.
I promise that if you spend ten fewer minutes on your hair every morning, the only person who will notice it is you. Streamline your routine. Eliminate wasted steps and needless products. Strive to be the person in your circle of friends and colleagues who wears the least makeup, the smallest amount of hair product, and the least cologne or perfume.
Actually, eliminate these latter items entirely. You don’t need them. Ever.
Secretly, I love the fact that so many Americans spend so much time getting ready every day. It allows me to start the daily race ahead of so many people. Most people, in fact. While they are showering and primping and blow drying, I am already moving. Doing. Making.
And I don’t waste a moment of this advantage. I’m not watching television or scrolling through Facebook.
I’m doing stuff.
You could be, too. I guarantee that it what the 99 year-old version of yourself wishes you were doing.
Other than simple brushing, I can do nothing with my daughter’s hair. I can’t braid it. I can’t pin it back with a barrette. I can’t wrap it in a ponytail.
These pigtails might at well be the Mona Lisa to me. Impossible to comprehend. Impossible to reproduce.
For at least a year, I couldn’t even get all of the soap out of her hair when I bathed her. My wife had to return her to the bathtub on multiple occasions to finish the job.
Even worse, I can’t remove any of the elastics from her hair at the end of the day without causing pain and suffering.
I watch my wife do things with her hair in the same way I would watch a Harlem Globetrotter manipulate a basketball.
Then along comes this man, with a solution to all my problems, as long as my wife and my daughter are willing to go along with it.