Spamming scumbag of the week

Each week, amongst the many interesting, insightful and occasionally scathing comments on my blog, I find comments by businesses and/or spammers who are clever enough to construct comments that avoid spam detection technology. I delete these comments and ban their IP address, but I know that I will be doing the same thing again tomorrow for a new spamming scumbag.

In response, I write a post each week that highlights these businesses that either engage in this spamming behavior on their own or have hired spammers to do it for them. My intent is to shame these vile companies and cause them to reconsider their means of advertising in the process.

I realize that both goals are unlikely to be achieved, and that even mentioning them in a post boosts their SEO, but doing so makes me feel good, and that is enough.

This week I present The Snore Center, a diagnostic and treatment center located in Calgary, Canada, that deals with sleeping disorders and spams bloggers’ comment sections in order to improve their SEO.

I suggest that you aggressively ignore The Snore Center (which happens to be an incredibly stupid name) you take your business to The Center for Sleep instead. Located five miles from The Snore Center, The Center for Sleep offers the identical services as The Snore Center plus more, including treatment for restless leg syndrome and periodic limb movement, both of which fascinate me.

Granted I might find these disorders less fascinating if I suffered from either one.

Spamming scumbags of the week

Each week, amongst the many interesting, insightful and occasionally scathing comments on my blog, I find comments by businesses and/or spammers who are clever enough to construct comments that avoid spam detection technology.

I delete these comments and ban their IP address, but I know that I will be doing the same thing again tomorrow for a new spamming scumbag.

In response, I’ve decided to write one post each week that highlights these businesses that either engage in this spamming behavior on their own or have hired spammers to do it for them. My intent is to shame these vile companies and damage their business in the process.

I realize that both goals are unlikely to be achieved, but attempting to do so will make me feel good, and that is enough.

This week I present two scumbags to you:

The first is Kasper Suits, which claims to be “one of the most stylish and popular options for ladies in the workplace.” 

If they are so popular, why are they spamming blogs like mine? I know the answer. It’s because they are scumbags.

I suggest that if you are a lady in need of a suit, you go to Nordstrom. My wife adores the store, and my one experience with Nordstrom customer service was outstanding.

Next is The Law Offices of WT Johnson, a personal injury attorney in Dallas, Texas who apparently has forgone ambulance chasing in lieu of spamming.

If you are in Dallas and need a personal injury attorney, I suggest you ignore this spamming scumbag and opt instead for The Law Offices of Frank L. Branson. Located just minutes from spamming scumbag W.T. Johnson, Frank won the Distinguished Service Award for Vietnam Veterans of America. Forbes also named him one of the most successful trial attorneys in America.

Spamming scumbag of the week

Each week, amongst the many interesting, insightful and occasionally scathing comments on my blog, I find comments by businesses and/or spammers who are clever enough to construct comments that avoid spam detection technology.

I delete these comments and ban their IP address, but I know that I will be doing the same thing again tomorrow for a new spamming scumbag.

In response, I’ve decided to write one post each week that highlights these businesses that either engage in this spamming behavior on their own or have hired spammers to do it for them. My intent is to shame these vile companies and damage their business in the process. I realize that both goals are unlikely to be achieved, but attempting to do so will make me feel good, and that is enough.

This week I had to contend with only one spamming scumbag, perhaps because this is Easter week and the even the most vile of cretins don’t like to engage in this kind of behavior at this time of year.

Today I present to you Austin Oral Maxillofacial Surgery, a company serving central Texas for over forty years with ten convenient locations. One of the three reasons to choose this team of twelve white, male surgeons, according to their website (which I found via a spam comment on my blog), is because “You and your family truly matter to us.”

Apparently this is not the case if you are a blogger trying to keep an audience entertained and engaged while trying to find time for his wife and two children.

If you require oral surgery and live in central Texas, I suggest you contact Central Texas Oral Maxillofacial Surgery instead. Dr. Lavelle Ford, a Vietnam veteran and former Captain in the Army Dental Corp, is board certified as a Diplomate in Oral and Maxillofacial Surgery.

More important, as far as I can tell he is also not a spamming scumbag, which makes him okay in my book.