Anything but a banana

My two year-old son was wearing monkey pajamas. My wife asked, “What do monkey’s eat?”

“Apples,” he said confidently.

“No…”

“Blueberries?”

No,” Elysha said. “I’ll give you a hint. It’s yellow.”

“Yellow Babybel cheese?”

“No,” Elysha said.

Charlie paused a moment. Really thought. Then answered. “Red Babybel cheese?”

Unfair assumption #11: People who tell you that a tomato is actually a fruit are actually some of the most pedantic and annoying people on the planet.

People who tell you that a tomato is actually a fruit and a banana is actually a berry are actually some of the most boring, pedantic and annoying people on the planet.

You can read my previous ten unfair assumptions here.