How to be uninteresting with fruits and vegetables

Did you know that watermelon is considered a fruit but also a vegetable since it belongs to the gourd family?

Did you also know that people who insist on proliferating this type of fruit/vegetable classification information are probably some of the most boring people on the planet?

This is the best thing you have to talk about?
Fruit and vegetable taxonomy?
Of all the things you could've said, you chose this?

And yes, we also know that a tomato is actually a fruit. You and your uninteresting, pedantic, soulless brethren have already made this abundantly clear.

We just don't give a damn. 

Unfair assumption #11: People who tell you that a tomato is actually a fruit are actually some of the most pedantic and annoying people on the planet.

People who tell you that a tomato is actually a fruit and a banana is actually a berry are actually some of the most boring, pedantic and annoying people on the planet.

You can read my previous ten unfair assumptions here.